what would you do if you had all the money in the world? normal people: buy a big house and a fancy car and a yacht and travel around the world
me: ASDFGHJKL I CAN FINALLY BUY THAT $100,000 GRAND PRIX SHOWJUMPER AND HAVE MY HOUSE AS A BARN AND BUY LOTS OF POLOS AND BREECHES AND OMG A NEW SADDLE AND HAY, LOTS OF HAY! HAY FOR EVERY PONY! AND I CAN HAVE REAL JUMP WINGS NOT JUST BARRELS AND OMG A FLOAT. DEFINATLEY A FLOAT. NO. SCRATCH THAT. A TRUCK! A HORSE TRUCK! AFSJBWNOJDSN